1 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,547 Na-no, na-no! 2 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:36,339 What a morning to be late. 3 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,007 Oh, God. 4 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,909 Oh, I'd like to get my hands on the guy 5 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,778 who invented the snooze alarm. 6 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,611 ♪ Morning, morning... ♪ 7 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,961 Oh, Min, let me help you with those suckers. 8 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,329 Come on now, hon. That's all right. 9 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,430 Isn't that lovely. 10 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:02,799 Heh-heh, here we are. 11 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:06,035 Thanks, Mork, but I was trying to put the boot on. 12 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,505 Oh. I guess we start off the day on the wrong foot, huh. 13 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,508 Well, Mind, I'm really famished. 14 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:12,875 I feel like Gandhi at a McDonald's. 15 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,844 Come on, now. 16 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,480 I feel like I can eat an aardvark's tongue. 17 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:17,880 Come on, now, Min. 18 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:21,151 Sorry, Mork. I'm production coordinator on a new show today 19 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,819 and I've got to be at the studio in 10 minutes. 20 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,354 Well, Min, you can fix me a minute steak. 21 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,389 That'll give you nine minutes to spare. 22 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,725 I'm afraid you're gonna have to fix your own breakfast today 23 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,127 and maybe dinner too. 24 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,394 It might be another late night. 25 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,463 Min, Min, Min, Min. Whoa. Red light, whoa. 26 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,831 Stop, kemosabe. 27 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:35,832 Listen. 28 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,501 You want moi to cook? 29 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,569 Yeah. You're a big Orkan now. 30 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,704 I think you can handle yourself in the kitchen 31 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,040 and maybe cleaning up around here too. 32 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:46,476 Min, Min, Min, I draw the line right there. 33 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,077 I will not cook, clean, or do windows. 34 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,746 I am man. Watch me sit. 35 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,582 Where'd you get that idea? 36 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:55,285 Robert Petrie, Jim Anderson, and Archie Bunker. 37 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,353 Who? 38 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,654 Mr. Television. 39 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,855 Oh. 40 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,191 Hm, well, Mork, that's a lot of bunk. 41 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,259 TV isn't real life. 42 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,393 Min, are you kidding? 43 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,129 Then Ricky really doesn't love Lucy? 44 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:08,298 ♪ Babalu, babalu ♪ 45 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:12,235 Look, Mork, since I've been working, 46 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,403 I just don't have enough time 47 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,871 to do all the things around the house 48 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,005 so I'm gonna need your help. 49 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,874 All right, Min. Enlightened Mork to the rescue. 50 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,842 Please don't make me cook because I'll get thinner 51 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,111 than Ronald Reagan's environmental budget. 52 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,314 Look, you traveled 200 million miles to get here, 53 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,283 I think that you can pour yourself a bowl of cereal. 54 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:31,655 Listen, I gotta run. I'll see ya later. 55 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,022 Don't wait up. 56 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,391 It might be another late night. Bye. 57 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:35,880 B-B-Big kiss, Mindy. 58 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,429 She used to have time for a big kiss, 59 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,231 now she doesn't even got time to pucker. 60 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,734 Oh, Mind, I knew you'd come... Ooh. 61 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,470 Is the lady of the house at home? 62 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:48,638 Exidor. 63 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,007 Mork, is that you? 64 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,677 Hey, what are we doing just standing here talking? 65 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:54,766 Come on in. 66 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:01,440 My, my, my, isn't this a delightful home? 67 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,310 Don't rush me. I'll get to the sales pitch. 68 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:11,428 Good morning, sir or madam. 69 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:14,464 We represent the Exidor-to-door company, 70 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,433 exclusive distributors 71 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,735 of these thingamajigs. 72 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,769 I'm sorry, Exidor, 73 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,271 but I already have a thingamajig. 74 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:25,508 All right, all right. I'll tell him what it does. 75 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:28,177 And why? 76 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:31,114 Because this miracle of modern technology 77 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,583 can do everything a maid can do 78 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:37,120 except steal the silverware. 79 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,756 And next week we're putting out an attachment for that. 80 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,824 Amazing. 81 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:47,018 Yes. The revolutionary, new maid-o-matic. 82 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,199 Exidor, does this really make housework easier? 83 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:53,069 You don't want it? 84 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:56,539 I know, I know, go to the hard sell. 85 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,141 You buy this gizmo, 86 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,942 or you'll never see your wife and kids again. 87 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,411 I'm not married. 88 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:04,447 We have an attachment for that too. 89 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,615 Maybe I should buy this, 90 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,317 'cause Mindy says I should be helping her 91 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:08,785 with the cooking and the cleaning. 92 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,821 What? Did you hear that, boys? 93 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,391 Ha-ha-ha-ha. The skirt's pushing him around. 94 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,392 No, she isn't. 95 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,626 Is. Isn't. 96 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,929 Is. The vote is 12 to 1 against ya. 97 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,197 Well, look, I guess she is, 98 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,301 but all I wanted to do was make housework easier. 99 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,603 Mork. 100 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:29,872 Mork, you whimpering washrag. 101 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,008 Pull yourself together. 102 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,043 Who wears the pants in this house: 103 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,179 you or the tomato? Well, 104 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,880 she does. 105 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,148 What? 106 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,583 Well, this man's had enough, though. 107 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,485 I'm not going to let her push me around, 108 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:47,290 because I'm going to be the best little wifey Mindy ever had. 109 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,754 But I do draw the line at motherhood. 110 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,091 Hola. 111 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,927 No. Mindy no en casa. 112 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,951 Gracias. Adiós, muchacha. 113 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,066 Boy, housework is a snap. 114 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,469 I don't know what Erma Bombeck's kvetching about all the time. 115 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,504 Let's see. 116 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,982 Oh, here we go. 117 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:50,842 Oh. 118 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:59,128 Oh, look. Brown and black, Mindy's favorite colors. 119 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,499 She won't mind. Keep the bugs away. 120 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,233 Let's see. What do we do now? 121 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,803 I think I'll make a little salad for my breadwinner. 122 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,338 There we are. 123 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,973 Instructions: "put vegetables inside." 124 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,308 All right, let's see. 125 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:15,701 Hey. 126 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:18,805 Ho. 127 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,119 Hey. 128 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,387 Let's see. "Turn on." 129 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,380 Hey! Wait a minute. Wait. 130 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,361 Vesuvius! 131 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,363 Abandon ship. 132 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,832 Quit cracking. 133 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,567 Take the boys, abandon ship. 134 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,591 Abandon ship. 135 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,704 What is going on? 136 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,094 Jiminy Crickets. 137 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:52,281 What in the world is going on here, Mork? 138 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,250 God, what are you trying to do, 139 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:58,354 qualify for a federal disaster loan? 140 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,757 Oh, Mr. Bickley, I'm sorry. I was just trying to help. 141 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:02,659 I mean, it looked so easy at the time I was doing it, 142 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,327 and all of a sudden "blammo" like Krypton. 143 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,628 It's wang, bang, flang... 144 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:08,230 Well, what did you expect? Housework isn't easy. 145 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:11,300 It's miserable, backbreaking, repetitive, 146 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,536 unrewarding, nonpaying labor. 147 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,772 Look what it's done to my hands. 148 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,107 That's horrible, they look like lobsters at a tanning salon. 149 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,209 Quick, call Madge. 150 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,544 Mindy made it always look so easy. 151 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,679 Well, it isn't. 152 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,047 And my wife didn't like it either. 153 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,550 She wanted to get a job, but I laid down the law. 154 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,519 I told her her job was to cook the meals 155 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,187 and take care of the house. 156 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,289 After that, we never had another problem. 157 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,157 Everything was doke-okey, right? 158 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,926 Wrong. She left me. 159 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,228 I still miss the static on the TV 160 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,064 when she'd vacuum under my feet. 161 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,432 I don't want Mindy to leave me. 162 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,901 Then you better call her 163 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,203 and find out how to run this place before it's too late. 164 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,404 I'll do that right away. 165 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,275 Five, four, three, 166 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:57,246 two, cue music, and... 167 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,682 Welcome to Talk to Dr. Lincoln, 168 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:03,553 a unique call-in program to help you, the viewer, 169 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,087 with your problem. 170 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:11,160 And now here's eminent local psychologist Dr. Joni Lincoln. 171 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,495 Good afternoon. 172 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,264 For the next half hour I'll be taking your calls 173 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,735 and hopefully helping you get your life back on the track. 174 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:22,071 Our number's on your home screen and our lines are open 175 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:25,207 so please call in. You'll be glad you did. 176 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,243 And it's a lot cheaper than an office visit. 177 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,847 Oh, there's our very first caller. 178 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,916 Hello, this is Dr. Lincoln. 179 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:38,487 Dr. Lincoln, I have been so paranoid lately, 180 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:42,191 it seems like everybody is trying to get me. 181 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:46,195 I see, and what is your name, ma'am? 182 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,032 Think you can trick me, huh? 183 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,868 What kind of a fool do you think I am? 184 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,137 Moving right along. 185 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,406 Let's try another call. 186 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,608 Hello. This is Dr. Lincoln. 187 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,632 Uh, hi, this is Mork. 188 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,581 Good afternoon, Mork. How can I help you? 189 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,765 Yes, may I talk to Mindy McConnell, please? 190 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,255 I'll kill him. 191 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,658 Mork, she's a little busy right now. 192 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,893 That's all right. I'll wait. 193 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,117 I have a canasta game going. 194 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,799 Mork, look, I have to keep this line open. 195 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,266 Could Mindy call you back later? 196 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,290 Kay-o. 197 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,671 That's live television for you. 198 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,041 Let's try another call. 199 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,477 Hello. This is Dr. Lincoln, and your first name is? 200 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,221 A Short memory. It's Mork. 201 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,783 Mork, I'm... I'm sorry, 202 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,586 but this line is in use for people with problems. 203 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,887 Oh, I know that, 204 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,956 and I've got a real doozy going here. 205 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,457 Mindy can take care of it 206 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,559 if I could just talk to her for a millisecond. Please. 207 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,663 What is it, Mork? 208 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,687 Mind, is that you? I can barely hear ya, hon. 209 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,540 Can you hear me now? 210 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:08,745 Yes, Mind, and you look stunning. 211 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,329 How do you get zucchini stains off the ceiling? 212 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,387 Why don't I help you with that when I get home? 213 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,056 Bye, Mork. 214 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,747 You're not gonna wave and throw me a kiss like Dinah? 215 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,131 What does that mean, Min? 216 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,331 Be home early. 217 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,934 And by the way, I love the show, 218 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,859 especially the... Is that a Princess Phone? 219 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,349 And now a word from our sponsor. 220 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,253 Oh, Dr. Lincoln, I'm so embarrassed. 221 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,556 I apologize. It'll never happen again. 222 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,191 You must think I'm some kind of a loon. 223 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,459 No, Mindy, but I might suggest 224 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,617 that this Mork come see me at the clinic. 225 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,768 What is it now, Mork? 226 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:09,271 Oh. Mr. Sternhagen. 227 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:12,041 Yes, I'll be right in to see you. 228 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,944 Oh. 229 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,846 I knew it was too good to last. 230 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,160 Mork. Mork. 231 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,461 Mork. 232 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,163 There's my lovely, mobile career woman. 233 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,132 Hello, hun. We're going to have dinner on the table 234 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,533 before you can say "Poppin' Fresh." 235 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,568 Say hi... "Poppin' fresh." - -too late. 236 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,070 Oh, look at this. 237 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,439 I got a little "bun in the oven" for you here. 238 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,608 Ooh. Hot potato. Hot potato. 239 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,576 Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. 240 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,780 Mork, I almost lost my job today. 241 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,183 Oh, hon, I know work was such a hard, hard thing today. 242 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,552 Why don't you just sit down now and relax? 243 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,054 You sit down and rest those tired bones 244 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,922 and tootsies of yours. No problem. 245 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,457 Mork, I don't want to sit down. 246 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,293 No, no, no, no, no. There's your little pipe. 247 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,594 Here's the sports page. 248 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,131 I cut a few recipes out. I hope you don't mind. 249 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,799 And we got your little slippers here. 250 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,700 Little teddies on... 251 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,469 You don't know what a hard day it's been for me, 252 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,927 hon, trying to put a waxy, yellow buildup on that floor. 253 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,608 Mork, I don't want to talk about the floor. 254 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,477 I want to talk about what happened at work today. 255 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,646 Work, work, work. 256 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,181 That's all you type A personalities 257 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,182 ever want to talk about. 258 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,483 You don't know a thing about me. 259 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,652 Nothing to worry about by me. 260 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,822 You almost got me fired today. 261 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:36,492 You embarrassed me on the air, and I just want you 262 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,661 to promise that it will not happen again. 263 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:42,665 So this is the thanks I get for slaving over a hot stove 264 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,767 and working my fingers to the bone? 265 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,769 I'm wasting the best bleebs of my life. 266 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,837 Oh, no. 267 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,105 Mork. 268 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,539 Look, Mork, calm down. 269 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,408 No, you calm down! 270 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,243 Here I am in this house, cooped up all day, 271 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,212 vicariously living through your exploits... 272 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,850 Okay, Mork. Look. Forget... 273 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,751 Forget I ever mentioned anything about it. 274 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,620 We'll sit down, we'll have a nice little dinner, 275 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,644 just the two of us. 276 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,380 You want your dinner, you eat out. 277 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,662 Mork, come on. You're overreacting. 278 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,999 No. Don't touch me. I have a headache. 279 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,379 And always remember, Carol, 280 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,781 that one day your children will be parents too. 281 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,725 And that's when they'll get theirs. 282 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,720 Bye now. 283 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,823 Well, that wraps up another session. 284 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,592 So until next time, this is Dr. Joni Lincoln 285 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:47,085 hoping that all your problems are little ones. 286 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,178 A-Are we still on the air, Mindy? 287 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,005 Oh. Oh, no, it's over. 288 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,506 I mean, "wrap." It's wrapped. 289 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,243 Thank you. 290 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,880 Oh. I'm sorry, Dr. Lincoln. 291 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:07,083 I really am. I don't know where my mind has been lately. 292 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,985 Oh, Mindy, are you all right? 293 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,486 You've been forgetting cues, 294 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,188 and whenever the phone rings you cringe. 295 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,057 I know I'm not supposed to bring my problems to work with me, 296 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,326 but it's the guy I live with. 297 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,628 Mork. 298 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,586 Well, he's just not adjusting very well to my working. 299 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,067 Oh. I'm sorry. 300 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,735 I don't mean to be laying this all on you. 301 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,205 Oh, please, everybody does. It's part of the job. 302 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,440 Lay it on me. 303 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,911 Well, it's just that the two of us... 304 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:35,978 Well, I-I don't know, 305 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,813 everything got turned around somehow. 306 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,681 And it was pretty weird to begin with. 307 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,684 I see, well, Mindy, in any household, 308 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,852 when a woman begins a career, 309 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,821 there are always going to be some adjustments. 310 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,589 I know, I went through it with my family. 311 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,159 Yeah, but Mork has overadjusted. 312 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,883 In one day he went from being Ozzie to Harriet. 313 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,066 Could be an identity problem. 314 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,801 Well, Mork shares in the housework, 315 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,270 but I want to help with those responsibilities too. 316 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,205 I don't want him waiting on me hand and foot. 317 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,941 How long have you been living together? 318 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,842 About three years. 319 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,699 Is your physical relationship compatible? 320 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,215 Uh... 321 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:18,254 Well, I-I guess that all depends on what you call "compatible." 322 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,858 I-I mean, um, well, we kiss and you know, 323 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,915 but we don't... You know. 324 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,966 But... But we're compatible. 325 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,768 Well, you know, Mindy, in any relationship 326 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,903 it takes more than one person to make a problem, 327 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,673 and we can talk about a number of ways to help improve things, 328 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,942 but right now I'd rather you didn't say a word. 329 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,143 Why? 330 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,007 Because I think we're still on the air. 331 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,959 I'll be right in, Mr. Sternhagen. 332 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,602 Hi, Mork. 333 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,466 Oh, it's you. How nice. 334 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:14,310 Uh, did you happen to see the show today? 335 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,811 No, Min, I had an exhausting afternoon 336 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,845 at the daycare center. 337 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,214 We had an artistic problem. 338 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,283 There was a crayon lodged in Mrs. Fowler's ear. 339 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,953 Well, listen. Today I had a long conversation 340 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,788 with Dr. Lincoln about our problems. 341 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,557 Problems? We have no problems. 342 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,781 We're as happy as two moths and a porch light. You know: 343 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,829 Oh, Mork, no, we're not. 344 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,364 Oh, yes, we are. 345 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,632 And I'm part of the problem. 346 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:40,669 Oh, Min, you're... Oh, Min. Min. 347 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,938 You don't know what it's like to carry this all alone. 348 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,573 I thought I was an anchor around your neck. 349 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,143 I thought I was a hangnail on the finger of ambition. 350 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,144 Oh, Min, how can we save 351 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,645 the shambles of this relationship? 352 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,381 Oh-h-h. Well, Dr. Lincoln suggested some ways 353 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,016 that would help us to relate better. 354 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,918 They're really more like games. 355 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,687 Games? Why didn't you say so? I'll be shirts and you be skins. 356 00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,922 No. 357 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,224 No, they're not those kind of games. 358 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,594 Um, actually, they're more like exercises in trust. 359 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,596 Okay, let's start with a real simple one, all right? 360 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,730 All right. All right. 361 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,233 You stand over here. Just stand straight. 362 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,757 Now I want you to fall, and I'll catch you. 363 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,306 Sounds reasonable. 364 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,341 All right, I'll go along with this, 365 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,544 but if it doesn't work, I'm walking. 366 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,712 No, that's what it's about. You've got to trust me. 367 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,948 Come on, fall. I promise I'll catch you. 368 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:26,949 You promise? I promise. 369 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:27,950 All right. 370 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,318 Custer. 371 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,351 Nice catch, Min. 372 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,093 Mork, you were supposed to fall backwards. 373 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,694 Oh. Oh. Oh. 374 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,554 I'm gettin' the hang of it now, Min. 375 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,471 Okay. Something's not right here. 376 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,440 Yeah. While you're still in one piece, 377 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,841 let's try something else 378 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,577 that might help us understand each other. 379 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,945 Um, it's called role reversal. 380 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,047 It's where I play you, and you play me, 381 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,883 and then we act out a scene from our normal, daily life. 382 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,320 You mean, I'll be Mindy and you'll be Mork? 383 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,322 There are laws against that, Min. 384 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,424 I think it could only help. 385 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,658 Well, all right. 386 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,661 Give me till tomorrow morning to shave my legs. 387 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,497 I have to pluck my eyebrows and buy some things. 388 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,521 I'll be back. 389 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,373 Morning, Mind. 390 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,763 Morning, Mork. 391 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,803 Oh, gosh, I'm going to be late again. 392 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,856 Oh, Min, Min, Min, Min. 393 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,458 Will you fix me breakfast, huh, huh, huh? 394 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,526 Will ya? Will ya? Will ya? 395 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,790 I'm so hungry I could eat Bebo. 396 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,962 Mork, 397 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,130 haven't got time right now. 398 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,931 I'm too busy being a butch career girl. 399 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,434 Hey, wait a minute. That's hittin' below the belt. 400 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,370 Stop it. You're gonna stretch out my boots. 401 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,371 These are your boots? 402 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,875 Had to stuff socks in the front. 403 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,778 Oh, Mork, you're so talented and handsome, 404 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,580 and you have such great taste in clothes. 405 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,114 Hey, wait a minute, I never said that. 406 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,258 It would be nice if you did once in a while. 407 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,422 Mork, Mork, where are my car keys? 408 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,357 Did you bury them again? 409 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,826 Well, I locked them in the jeep so they wouldn't get lost. 410 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,662 Did I do good? Did I, did I, huh, huh, huh? 411 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,163 Do I get a gold star? 412 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,864 Absolutely not. 413 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,233 Shazbot. 414 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,202 Mork, come, sit down. 415 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,891 Sense of impending doom. 416 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,307 Here we go. Let's sit down and talk. 417 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,597 Not on your face. 418 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,267 Now, Mork, Mork... 419 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,015 Mork, I realize you're an alien 420 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,850 that doesn't know his elbow from his raznick... 421 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,453 Yes, but I never would have done it 422 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,322 without your patience and understanding. 423 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,889 Oh, really? 424 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,798 Hello. 425 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,368 It's Mr. Sternhagen, my boss at the station. 426 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,502 Yes, Mr. Sternhagen. 427 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,429 Yes, I'm still here. 428 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,945 Yes. I have a little jeep problem. 429 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,849 You're right. That's no reason to lose my job. 430 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,917 Thank you. Bye, Mr. Sternhagen. 431 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,419 Oh. 432 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,721 Good news? 433 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,256 I have to be at the station in 10 minutes, 434 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,791 or I'm off the air forever. 435 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,261 You'll just have to fix yourself breakfast, 436 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,429 and I'll be home before midnight. 437 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,753 But, but, Min. 438 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,067 Wait a minute, Mork. Wait... 439 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,051 Don't leave without giving me a big... 440 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,274 Kiss? 441 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,109 I've been ignoring you, haven't I? 442 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,279 Well, who can blame you? 443 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,681 I mean, I didn't realize I was that hard to live with. 444 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,150 As a roommate, I'm no John Ritter. 445 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,452 Oh, Mork, you're terrific. 446 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,855 Different, but terrific. 447 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,891 Oh, Mork, our lives are changing, 448 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,159 and we just have to do a better job 449 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,160 of changing with them. 450 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,328 Yeah, you're right. 451 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,029 From now on, I'm only going to do my share. 452 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,230 Housework is really hard. 453 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,633 Yeah. Ow, ow, ow. 454 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,502 And I'm gonna try not to use so much of myself up 455 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:10,572 at the office that I have nothing left to give to you. 456 00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:12,308 See, I feel better already. 457 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,809 We're gonna have to promise each other 458 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,645 that we'll always tell each other how we're feeling. 459 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,747 You got it. 460 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,248 I feel happy now. 461 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,250 Well, that's good. 462 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,552 I feel happier. 463 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,487 Oh, really? Now it feels like almost joy. 464 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,790 Oh, oh, it is joy. 465 00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:32,328 Oh, goodbye, joy. Hello, ecstasy! 466 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,837 Mork calling Orson. Come in, Orson. 467 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,907 Mork calling Orson. Come in, Orson. 468 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,477 Hello, anybody home? 469 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:52,214 Ah, Mork. I love what you've done with your hair. 470 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,617 Oh, no, Orson, sir. 471 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:58,320 It's me, Mindy McConnell. Remember me? 472 00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,222 I was here a few months ago with Mork... 473 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:04,860 Silence. Where's Mork? What's happened to his report? 474 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,596 Oh. Well, sir, you see, 475 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,298 Mork and I started sharing all our responsibilities lately, 476 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:13,301 so here I am. 477 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,104 But if you'd really rather speak to Mork, I could... 478 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,374 Just get on with it. 479 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,041 Okay. 480 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,110 See, my report 481 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,880 is really about my and Mork's relationship. 482 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:25,904 Again? 483 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:29,317 He told you about it? 484 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:30,586 What did he say? 485 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,888 Everything. 486 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,390 Well, he couldn't have, sir, 487 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,993 because a good relationship is always changing and growing. 488 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,028 But if a relationship works well, 489 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,730 why would you want to change it? 490 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:45,333 Well, sometimes there's no choice, I mean, 491 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:48,270 you never know what hurdles life is gonna place in front of you, 492 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,939 and each one is a test of how much you care. 493 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,409 And sometimes even if you don't have trouble getting over them, 494 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,877 your partner may. 495 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:58,714 So you either stop and help them over, or you go on alone. 496 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,248 Did I do all right? 497 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,350 Not bad for an Earthling. 498 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:05,721 Oh, that's big of ya, sir. 499 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,456 No, I didn't mean "big." 500 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,493 I meant that's good of you, sir. Good, um... 501 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:14,129 Maybe we can do this again sometime soon. 502 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,331 Don't press your luck. 503 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,600 Right. Well, um, 504 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:22,103 this is Mindy McConnell signing off for Mork. 505 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,472 Um, n... 506 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,107 Na-no, na-no.